About the Author
JUSTIFIABLY SPECTACULAR JASKO has been writing award-winning books for over twenty years and keeping a detailed account of your personal whereabouts for the last five. (Jumbo shrimp for dinner again this week?) His books have ended wars, restored blindness in orphans, and made your dad finally say he was proud of you.
An uncontested master of his craft, Mr. Jasko tackles the topics that readers care about most with nuance and grace: from the absolutely unique story of how your grandparents met that people who aren’t related to you will totally be interested in, to a scathing rebuke of that thing that happened the other day that everyone’s mad about now.
When he’s not writing or winning awards for his writing, Mr. Jasko enjoys fortifying his writer’s mansion against his literary rival and tinkering with an old gramophone so that it can play back the audio recordings from your recent family vacation. He lives in a state that’s contained inside a country with his trusty pen, Mr. Pennington.
What others are
saying about
J. S. Jasko:
“A true writer for every generation! He’s not only giving ‘great author,’ but he’s a pretty cool cat, Daddy-o.”
—Gen Zeke and the Boomer Podcast
“I’ve been writing professionally for many years, but once I read a J. S. Jasko book for the first time, I immediately called my publisher and told them I was never writing again. Then I called my wife and told her I wanted a divorce.” —Rod Thunder, former writer
“Yes.” —Are They a Good Writer? Magazine
Author photos by Felicity from Publicity.