A candy corn who just wants to be eaten. A sweet tooth who’s been deprived of sweets. A leaf who’s terrified of falling out of her tree. Will these three unassuming heroes find their stories intersecting like any highbrow multigenerational literary fiction worth its weight in gumdrops? You bet your sweet buckets they will!

Praise

“A true tour de farts!” —IBS Hourly (a five-shart review)

“This book was unputdownable. Seriously, I couldn’t put it down! Even when the coppers found me and yelled, ‘Put that book down and get your hands up or we’ll shoot! We know it’s you, the Ticklish Bandit,’ I still couldn’t do it! Now I live in the prison hospital and eat all my meals through a tube. Thanks, J. S. Jasko!” —Clifford Feathers, the Ticklish Bandit and avid reader