

ERNIE THE EMAIl’S
THREE-RING BINDER of SPICY FAN FICTION
The Hunky Halloween
(Spice Rating: 5/5 hot cinnamon candies)
The Winter Wintercourse
(Spice Rating: 5/5 steamy cups of curry-flavored hot chocolate)
The Get-in-Bed-Together Golf Ball
(Spice Rating: 5/5 sriracha protein shakes)